Cupid is Stupid Sweatshirt
We’re in the thick of winter so a sweatshirt is a perfectly acceptable gift; especially when it’s one as cute as this. Even cynics need to be warm and stylish.
50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours & 50 Dates Worse Than Yours
A hilarious collection of horrible boyfriends and horrendous dates is just what the doctor ordered. These two books will make you realize being single isn’t so bad, after all!
A Day Without Your Love Is Like a Year Without WIFI Print
Show your pessimistic partner just how much you value their love. We don’t judge, without WIFI we’d be totally lost.
Sweet Talk Valentine Rubik’s Cube Puzzle
Everybody loves the classic Rubik’s Cube, right? At first sight, this may look like acute and romantic gift, but a real Valentine’s Day hater will see the humor and irony here.
There’s no better way to show your loved one how special they are to you than through the wise words of Yoda. Or, you can take the more modest approach and remind your partner just how awesome you are, first thing in the morning when they take a sip of coffee.
Every Valentine’s Day party pooper should be equipped with a flask for emergency situations. Why not take a caustic approach and gift your friend this heart-shaped flask to remind them that they do have a heart, even if it’s made of plastic.
We Make a Great Pair (of socks)
If you’re not so down with February 14th and you’ve got a friend who’s in the same boat, let them know you’re there for them with a cute pair of socks declaring what a fine pair you two really are.
Fruit with Cute Messages
Think that Valentine’s Day is just another “Hallmark Holiday?” Then this is definitely the gift idea for you. Simply snag a piece of fruit from your pantry and write a cheesy message, such as,”Orange you glad we are together?” You’ll definitely stick it to the man by not breaking the bank and giving into the craze.
Portable Cup Holder
Forget flowers and chocolate this year. Show you care by treating your boo to some bubbles and a drink of their choice with the convenience of this portable cup holder.
When in doubt, whiskey is always a good choice. The best part about this gift is theprintable label that really makes it seem like you put more effort than you actually did. But don’t worry, you’re secret’s safe with us!
50 Shades of Chicken & 50 Shades of Bacon
Forget the red room and 50 Shades of Grey. If you know someone who loathes V-day but is a real foodie, hit them with these spin-off cookbooks. In our opinion, they’re almost as good as the original.
Got a friend who’s been waiting for someone to put a ring on it? Give them the next best thing with something a little bit more edgy like Innocent Guilt’s Kombat ring.
Being safe is always on trend. Consider a Lovabilty Condom for someone who still wants to have a little fun on Valentine’s Day.
Special thanks to wix for this post. To see the wix post, click here: http://www.wix.com/blog/2016/01/13-comforting-gifts-for-valentines-cynics/